The Legend of Stormageddon

I, The Mad King, am posting, in full and sound mind, my last will and testiment. If this is ever discovered, follow this to the letter. This supercedes all other forms of will and testiment, even those with this also written in it. This is to supercede all. This is my gospel, the law of my divine order, imbued with whatever most controlling power the lord may imbue to him. In so establishing this dogmatic truth, I am so establishing the Legend of Stormageddon, Dark Lord of all. In the event of my death, he will be the sole inheriter of my estate. It shall belong to my cat, Stormageddon the 1st, Dark Lord of All. His Evilness, as he is want to be called, that has infected my brain with his mind controlling disease. I want his spirit to inhabit my estate. His highness shall take a lord and lady of the house to run the estate. They must keep tend to Stormageddon's every desire. Should he decease, his heir will be selected by the lord and lady of the house, and s/he shall be reborn Stromageddon II, incrementing once higher as his soul incarnates into the next iteration. Their legacy shall pass solely to this heir, in perpetuity. His/her estate will pay any and all costs necessary to run the lord's and lady's personal estate, up to, but not including, the cost necessary to run Stromageddon estate. All decisions of finances shall be arbitrated through a fiduciary steward of the estate, excluding the profit surpluss not needed to run the estate. The hope is that by this time a hedge fund will be set up to run the financial assets of the estate, and the manager, operating in the fiduciary interest of the hedge fund's continued inheritability, will be operated such that it will be acting as a corporate entity managing the interests of the estate (e.g. all costs necessary to pay utlilty bills, mortgage and property taxes, any necessary tributes to the state's political interests, and overall custody of the estate.) The lords and ladies of the house shall be treated as staff to the estate and must produce any financial shortcoming in the way of a second job. Their obligation is to perpetuate the estate at all costs. The Legend of Stormageddon must live forever and cannot die. Upkeep of his Evilness is their first and foremost obligation. In addition to his Evilness, His highness may have as many as 3 family members residing in his estate, a fellow small companion, and two large companions. The lineage of power will operate as such: I, Stormageddon, always operate as the sole King. Beneath me, my Prince shall be the lord of the house. He shall inherit lordship from his family line by Right of Succession, as his parents inherited stewardship over from my Divine instillation. They will choose an heir, and he shall be the First in the Line. They will swear a sacred oath to never let the bloodline perish. Stormageddon must live forever. His Legend shall continue as long his assets allow, the manager of the fund (Here by known as The Treasury Department,) will always ensure the state is in good health. If they must withhold profit payouts to employees, then it must do so, for the maintanence of the estate takes ultimate precedent. If the estate runs a cost, the Lord and their family is responsible for replinishing the wealth necessary to further secure the estate, if they cannot, they will ultimately be fired and the estate will either accept offers to be bought by more responsible parties, the Legend never dying. If the estate, under some circumstance the estate were to perish or cease to exist, a memoir of the estate will be comissioned, pro bono or paid with whatever assets remain in the Treasury before destruction.

The Legend will be written and it shall start like this:
"Now this is a true story. There once was an ecentric man. He was rich and handsom and kind. He loved his wife more than anything. They had this cat, named Stormy, which was short for Stormageddon, Dark Lord of All. It was from a favored TV show of theirs. Anyway, now this man had done something quite fascinating. He had set up his riches such that they always payed for themselves forever, run by a hedge fund he called 'the Department of treasury,' and that he and his wife were legally employees of the company. Their job was to live and have jobs that paid for the fund. They got to pass the job onto their kids, and here's the cool thing, as long as they had jobs at the fund, they could skim the excess money off the top for their personal use. In exchange for this job at the fund, they had to take care of the CEO of the company and his 3 family members. They were non-acting CEOs the fund refers to as "The Royals," who are the owner of the estate that runs the fund. Using religious shelters and legal corporate loopholes, they are reincarnated deities who exist inside, and you're going to hear me right, inside his pets. The CEO is named "Stormageddon I, Dark Lord of All." He has a small animal companion, which was his wife who he loved so dear's chihuahua, called "the Prince," Her Collie called "the Little Princess," His Cat, "Stormageddon I," and his lurcher "the Queen Bitch." They own the estate. He left it to them legally. And they have a company that runs the estate called "The Deparment of Treasury" that says they are divinely reincarnated beings that this eccentric man worshipped as his Gods, and that they are equivalent to the Popes of his faith. I shit you not. He set it up legally that their pets are reincarnated gods so that they can own his riches. So that his estate can go on forever as a hedge fund that pays for him and his family as King and Queen of their God's domain and that they must rule his kingdom. So they are staff. Acting as King and Queen. Of his high Evilness Stormageddon I, Dark Lord of All's sphere of influence. Their job is legally listed as doing the upkeep on the estate's various campuses and working for the Fund their sole earning interest. In exchange, the fund pays them whatever surplus profit is skimmed off the top of the estate's asset growth and development. The dude made it so that they literally lived in their pet's house, legally, spiritually, and philosophically. They are subjects of the Royals, and must act in the Kingdom's best interest, and see fit that the Royals are well-keptfor. He made his family legally employed to a literal Kingdom. They essentially have a kingdom run by a shadowy corporation that ensures a rotating and allegedly reincarnating family of dogs and cats are treated like gods and you are technically now legally their caretakers. The Legend says that his Kingdom is still going in a small town in Colorado, his family still living and working to maintain their pets' legal interests, the rulers over their holy kingdom. All that so when he get's cancer and dies before his beloved wife, his house never changes, and she will always have that house and those pets to remember him by. And that when she dies, their kids will always have that house, that exact house, there for them to visit. If they can't handle living with the ghosts of their parents, they can allow a family to live there as a caretaker, only to make sure it never changes, and that it, like a stage, is always set perfectly, so that when the children miss their parents and grand parents, they can come visit their castle and remember them while they spend time with the Royalty, and that they always have a room in the castle should the fall on hard times, and they can always know that their parents will take care of them, even should they die. And that those animals thier parents and ancestors loved so much, be always there for them, forever, a moment locked in time, that they may visit them and sit with the ghosts of those that loved them most."